There are a lot of things in life that i will never understand.
1. Money. Who made the first piece of money thinking it was a good idea. There are over 6 billion people on earth. Who was the retard that developed money so that as people, on earth without it, we die. If you are one the 6 billion people on earth why are you not in titled to everything? Why do we need money? Everything should be free, and everyone should be taken care of with love and compassion. I'm sick of this fucking planets stupidity. Why is it that everyone feels a need to have money, and be rich and fucking be so god damned greedy!
2.Girls. Anything you plan on doing with a girl has probably already been done long before you got there. Most likely you are just the re-bound guy. The guy that girls will go to when they are mourning the loss of their past boyfriend. Sometimes they use you, get what they want, if they don't find anything of value, they leave. Other times, they may find something in you that they like, and they may hold onto you for a while, but in the end they will get rid of you. Majority of people in high school have had at least one relationship that they are going to think about for life. That first person that you got naked in front of. Do you remember how nervous you were? I was. Girls want three main things. Older guy, car, and money. It helps if your jacked to shit with gel in your spiked hair with the same skin tone as a fucking carrot, but that is optional. Even if you marry your high school sweetie, she will eventually leave you, she can divorce you, die, or you can die. In the end you will not be together.
3.Parents. I know if anyone is to ever read this stuff i write, it wont make much sense, but parents man, fuck. I know I am a teenager, and to me the parents are supposed to be this evil, soulless group of demons that punish me for nothing, and force me to, oh dear god, take out the trash. Fuck em. Parents are amazing things to have in life, but sweet fuck are they annoying. Not even the fact that they are parents, just as people, they are fucking annoying. Anyone ever just look at your parents as normal people. Are they anything you would ever see yourself even talking to in a bomb shelter on judgment day? My parents are wonderful to me, they do the best they can to bring me up, they have taught me things in life, but sweet fucking christ they are annoying. Everything that has to be done, must be done on their time. Andrew, shovel the driveway. If i say anything other than okay, and get up and start to do it. I'm wrong, and get yelled at, or hassled until i do it. I know it has to be done, i will get it done, just when its at a good time for me. But! If you are to go ask them something like where can i find two double A batteries, you will get this: "SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" and then an evil death glare. Also people like my step mother who will tell you all these things about her younger days as a teen, okay ya, ill listen, its kinda cool. BUT! when you sit down and make me stand around for 2 hours while you talk about the same thing a couple of weeks later, you can go fuck yourself. Why do people feel the need to talk and talk and talk. YOU ARE OLD, STFU, GO PLAY BINGO, AND KNIT ME A FUCKING SWEATER!